[Ciné] Personnal Bum Review : The Spirit

OMAGAAAAD this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!

There's this guy, the Spirit, who's dead, but in fact he's not, because Samuel Jackson injected him a magic crap in the body, so he's alive, and he heals every time he gets shot. And he wears a mask, a very tiny gay mask, and a cape and an ugly hat and he kind of thinks that nobody will recognize him.
Then there's this girl who is totally in love with him but he's kind of a jerk who screws every woman in the galaxy, and there's this other girl who's a blond working with the bad guy named Octopus and they both wear gay make up and dress like nazi's.
And the Spirit's like : "I'm gonna say everything I think out loud even if no one is around"
And Octopus is like : "I'm gonna kill you"
And the girls are like : "Bastard! I love you!"
And the Spirit's like : "Yeah, me too, but I'm not exclusive"
And Octopus is like : "I'm gonna drink blood from Hercules and I'm gonna be a God, but first I have to kill a kitten"
And the kitten's like : "blblblblbl I'm melting"
And Octopus is like : "HAHAHA"
And the Spirit's like : "You're gonna pay for that"
And Scarlett Johansson's like : "Look, I have big boobs and a picture of Adolf Hitler behind me"
Then comes that other girl, childhood sweetheart or something, but she's a bitch who likes diamonds very much and she dresses with some kind of bikini even though it's snowing.
But there's one more girl in this awesome movie, a French woman named Plaster of Paris, that's not very romantic, and she seems stupid but anyway. She wants to kill the Spirit for Octopus while dancing (yeah because she dances with knives).
And the Spirit's like : "Tou tè souviè dè Marseille?"
And the French whore's like : "Oh, c'est toi mon amour!" (that mask is so useful)
So she doesn't kill him but still tries later because she's jealous (and stupid).
Don't remember much more, I must have fallen asleep.